You know you are an experienced latrine user when:
You never, ever, go anywhere without toilet paper in your pocket.
When you rejoice at the site of a full moon because you know you will be able to see your way to the pot in the middle of the night.
When you have trained your body to only need to poo midday when with sun has warmed the small mechanism-less porcelain seat, instead of after nightfall when your booty just might stick to the frozen bowl.
When you have used the same latrine so many times in a sleep-full stooper that your bottom can find the seat and your hand the toilet paper in complete and utter pitch-black.
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